“Is this thing on?”
Stands back giving a delicate little cough before proceeding:
Greetings friends, followers and fellow pixel pervs to our spanking new blog. Here we hope to bring you all the latest news, events and gossip from Second Life’s Premier Whorehouse and entertainment venue: The Maison Rouge Burlesque Brothel. If, as is frequently the case, nothing of much interest happens, I expect we shall just make something up.
In the news this week:
We have added a strip poker table to our VIP room and will be commencing strip poker nights just as soon as we work out how to use it. We had originally wanted to convert the VIP room into a casino; however we soon discovered that gambling is prohibited in Second life. Even typing the words: “casino” “poker” or “roulette” into search results in a trite little pop up message informing you that you have contravened sl community standards. This, of course, led to one of my frequent rants about sl morality and hypocrisy, however I think Suzi summed it up best when she said “Weird. You can fuck a horse in sl, but you can’t bet on how fast it runs!”
Wednesday’s quiz night once again proved enlightening as resident quizmaster Sir Dis posed questions on some of life’s many imponderables. As well as questions on France, romance and music, there was the ever popular “down in the gutter” round where we discovered that that acomoclitics prefer their pussies bald (a case for the RSPCA maybe?) and that ideal location to take taphephiliac on a date would be a graveyard. Sometimes I wonder how I made it this far in life without ever knowing such crucial information; next time my boyfriend throws me over a tombstone and gets the clippers out I shall know why!
More revelations were forthcoming on Friday when we held our first ever masked ball. During this event our guests were “unmasked” by a series of deep, probing, analytical questions, designed to lay bare the very workings of their souls such as: “If you were a type of cheese, what type of cheese would you be and why?” OK, so it was just a bit of fun and the answers ranged from the sublime to the ridiculous, but were illuminating nevertheless. We are hoping to run this as a weekly event, so watch this space for more details.
Finally, I would like to thank our fabulous friends at Blue Moon Burlesque Cabaret Theatre for performing their show “A short and bawdy history of burlesque”. The girls were wonderful and host Naiki once again proved that dogs can’t tell jokes. It took hours to clean all the rotten fruit and tomatoes from the stage after his stand-up section. Thanks also to William Weaver (aka paperwork resident) for his fantastic pictures from the event, some of which are attached below. To see more of Williams work, check out his flickr page at http://www.flickr.com/photos/61900109@N02/sets/
And that is it for this week. Stay tuned for details of next week’s events and we hope to see you in world very soon.
Take care, and have a wonderful weekend.
Love from Madame lillith and the girls xxxxx
Pictures from the Blue Moon Caberet event:
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